Saturday, August 30, 2008

Shocking news, be prepared... it's the sun

The exact causes of climate change remain a mystery to science. Many researchers link recent global warming to changes in the sun. Others remain skeptical, claiming that the sun varies only very slowly, over periods of millions of years. They say that no hard evidence exists for a solar effect on recent climate changes.
Read more here.

I know this is hard to believe.... read the comments too.

I want Palin to prove she can do the job!

I want so much for the libs to be proven wrong... really, really, face-in-the-dirt proven wrong... but I don't want Obamamessiah to win. Oh, no no no. The price is too high.

A McCain win with Palin as his VP would be fine.

Thanks.

Obama will be wanting to get that note back out of the wall, y'know, the one that says "Thankyou, God".

Australian of the Year 2008 criticizes PM!

Lee Kernaghan has criticized the PM's treatment of drought stricken farmers.

The country music singer says the Federal Government is re-branding drought as climate change and farmers are not getting the support they need to survive.

"Our Prime Minister said he was going to support working families," he said.

"Well some of the hardest working families that I know are farming families and the level of assistance they get it pitiful.

Read here.

President of farm lobby group, Agforce, disagrees with Kerhaghan.

Peter Kenny, who is also the chairman of a Government review into the social impacts of the drought, says the review should address the farmers' concerns.

"There's no doubt people are distressed and when we hear the stories of what might happen as a result of climate change we'd have to be careful that people don't become completely demoralised," he said.

"Having said that we've got to plan for the future."

Yup. Form a committee, hold a summit. Plan. Plan. Plan.

Judging from the record of the ALP in the states planning isn't the problem. It's doing.

Barack Obama's extraordinary* speech

Energy and tax proposals in Obama speech.

The only extraordinary thing about Obama's speech is that it was so unbelievably false in its humility, as he is.
*That's what Richard Fiedler has called it.

How tired and emotional will Riverfire TV presenters be this year?

Last year's Riverfire telecast was annoying with all the well-lubricated commentators gushing about the presentation, and carrying on like they were in on some special joke.

Well, people, the joke was you lot. You were supposed to be working and it appears that you decided that having a few dozen drinks was fine in the scheme of things.

Just a heads up; your indulgence was annoying to many viewers.

I mentioned Riverfire in an earlier thread.

Update: not too bad, though I only watched the last ten minutes.
You really have to BE there for the F111 dump-and-burn, it has to be, um, felt!

WWII Pilot's body found in trees on Kokoda Track

A VICTORIAN police officer taking photographs of exotic plants on Papua New Guinea's Kokoda Track has discovered what is thought to be the remains of a World War II pilot.

The officer captured the moss-covered skeleton of what could prove to be an airman lost during heavy fighting nearly 70 years ago, hanging from metal cabling on a tree.

More here. 28/8/08 2:40pm

Update: Picture on Brisbane ABC Drive site.

Update II: More news about this discovery.

Friday, August 29, 2008

Holiday/fishing joke

A bloke was holidaying on the Australian coast. His wife went out for a swim and didn’t come back.
She was missing for a few days. He was understandably distraught.
Some days later the police turned up at his motel door. The old sarge said to him, “This isn’t easy, but I have bad news, good news and very good news for you.”
The holidaymaker said to the sarge “Well, you’d better give it to me straight. What’s the bad news?”
“Well,” said the sarge. “We found your wife, she was wedged in a crevice quite deep. My young constable here recovered her. We’re very sorry.”
“I see. So, what’s the good news?”
“Where she was wedged there’s some really good crays and crabs. Some got caught in her swimming costume and when we pulled her up we got quite a haul. We’ve divvied them up and here’s your share.” He handed the holiday maker a hessian bag full of crays and crabs.
“Oh, thanks. So, what’s the very good news?”
“Well, we wondered what you were doing about eleven o’clock tomorrow, we thought you’d like to come with us, we’re pulling her up again....”

Brisbane's Riverfire Festival is on this weekend

QBE Riverfire is on again.

And dang it, I missed the F111 practise run down the river - heard them zoom past...

I'll have to go up the hill and see if I can see the third (reserve) F111 do it's dump and burn over Ipswich, after the main event in Brisbane tonight.

Here's a taste...





and here's the Television Version:


F111 Riverfire "Dump & Burn" 2007 - For more amazing video clips, click here


A good still here.

In case you didn't realise it, I love F111s.

Village in Qld missing geographically challenged idiot

Anyone else hear Rudd talking about the slump in the boom where he said:

"Australia is not an island...."
ABC played it thismorning but I didn't catch where it was or where I can find it.

He's such a nong with his catchphrases and buzzwords.

Thanks to Wand:

(O'BRIEN)Kevin Rudd if we can start with the economy. There's an expectation growing that next week's national account figures will show at best an economy growing at snail's pace, at worst negative growth for the first time in eight years. Has the Reserve Bank gone too far in using high interest rates to curb inflation?

KEVIN RUDD, AUSTRALIAN PRIME MINISTER: Both through the Budget forecasts and through the RBA's forecasts we have seen projections ahead of a slowing of the economy for some time.

Australia is not an island. We are going through difficult global economic times, and six of the seven largest industrial economies around the world have now registered either zero or negative growth.

On the question you directly go to, which is the interest rates regime put in by the Reserve Bank, bottom line is this - they have responded to high inflation by Australian historical standards, the highest inflation in 16 years, which is what we inherited at the end of last year.

And what we are seeing through as the wash through of 10 interest rate rises in a row under the Liberals, and frankly you gotta have a plan to respond to this, and our practical plan of action is to see the economy through in the long term, and that means making some tough decisions to do that.

Kevin's such a waffling clichè ridden fool.

Thanks to Wand, who heard it on 7:30 Report last night.

I have a dream...

That Obama doesn’t get in. I’m sure he’s incapable. He’s got to where he is because of his racial mix, not because of his ability.

The fact that the choice of Obama is being lauded as a breakthrough for Black Americans, and all the hoo-haa about MLK’s ‘I have a dream’ speech shows that it’s a reflection of Obama’s racial mix.

I find it thoroughly annoying.

Listen to AM when it appears here. The drivel about the stigma of slavery. Are there still slaves in the US? Is it legal?

TGIF!

I have had such a good week, I’ll be so glad at the end of today…

Ok, let me outline how great it’s been.

Earlier in the week I leant over in my chair to pick up a dropped piece of paper. Chair went arse over tit and the back of the chair crashed onto my foot. I have a lovely purple line above the toes of my left foot. It hurt, too!

I’ve been trying to get hold of a DVD for a friend for Father’s Day (a very special gift). I haven’t been able to find it and I’ll have to go to a shop out of my way to get it, or pay an extra $10 for it. And Fathers’ Day is the first Sunday in September, and I need to post the gift in time to get there.

Last night I bought a chicken. It was still hot when I got home (three hours after leaving work). I left it out of the fridge. Thismorning, about 45 mintues from home, I remembered that the chicken was still on the bench. The dogs are going to enjoy that chook when I get home tonite. Grrr.

Thismorning was special. Roo, my Barista’s little girl (more on her later) is having her 9th birthday tomorrow. Last night’s little trip was to buy her a pair of earrings – and search for some wool for my mum. Earrings were found last night, and presented to Roo thismorning – she was delighted. YAY! in five weeks she can wear them. Pink heart studs. I got lots of hugs. Roo makes my day, even when it’s not her birthday!

Anyway, I collected my coffee from Roo’s mum. mocha. Yum. At work I picked the coffee up to get out of the car and the cup bent, lid popped, coffee all over me, the console, the wool for mum (inside the top of the bag) – getting out of the car is an amazing exercise in logistics, picking everything up and carrying it, and the coffee, is a pretty demanding exercise! Did I say it went all over me, too? The wool seat cover? I got upstairs and rinsed out the trewes, good thing I’m here so early. Now I have wet trewes from rinsing them out. It’s amazing how far a little mocha will go!

Now I’m just waiting for something else to happen.

Oh, and MDFD was mooching around Indooroopilly shops last night and, footsore and in agony, phoned me to tell me that she found herself outside the DVD shop, did I still need that DVD. YAY! Mission accomplished. She’s meeting her birth mum at the end of this year and I must try and stash some spending money for her.

PS: I also miscalculated the speed of the sliding door when I closed it during the week after feeding the dogs. Jammed my finger in it, just a little. Hurt a little. No great damage done. Well, a couple of days later now and it's swollen and the nail is split, didn't see that before. Plaster. Need a good, old-fashioned Elastoplast fabric strip... but they got taken over by Biersdorf, what a bloody useless piece of plastic crap they market as a fabric bandaid now. It's crap. Falls off in the shower. If I need a fabric strip, I need a plaster, I want the mongrel to stay on until I'm ready to take it off (or it drops off). I want to need to use eucalyptus oil to get the goop off. Torn nails need protecting. This sissy-pissy bandaidy things are just useless. Biersdorf sux. (I do still have some of the continuous cut-it-yourself fabric stuff... and it's MINE all MINE!)

Thursday, August 28, 2008

Q&A 27/8/08 - NOW!

Q & A tonite.

TonightThursday, 24 July
Tonight, on Q&A expect the fur to fly with controversial journalist and author John Pilger on the panel. He is joined by Minister for Small Business, Craig Emerson, Shadow Minister for Indigenous Affairs, Sharman Stone, Political Editor for the Sydney Morning Herald, Peter Hartcher and Opinion Editor for The Australian, Rebecca Weisser

Hey! Are ABC journos out on strike in sympathy with Fairfax? (Check out the date of the programme!)

It's raining. I might go to bed.

I really don't want to hear some bloke fellating Obama - playing the race card (paraphrased) "It will be marvellous, it will show that America is not racist. It will show that Martin Luther King's "(I have a) dream" has come true."

Arrgh.

I'd rather listen to the rain.

Hey, Flannery isn't visiting Brisbane is he?

And it's turned into the John Pilger Bilge and Bile Bull Show.

Now Pilger is fellating the palestinians... whoeverthehell they are. And it's all Israel's fault, and the USA.

Pilger is an idiot.

Comment from a young bloke in the audience standing up for Israel.
Oh, another one standing up for Israel and having a slap at Pilger.
Pilger feels he's been abused. Diddums.

Pop over to Tim's

Well worth a look... however, it will serve you well to follow my advice:
  1. Ensure that your mouth is empty of food and drink before you begin to read, you know how messy coffee/soda/beer/whiskey/food spray is.
  2. Ensure you have a bucket/barf bag handy.
Are you ready?

Here's the link...

End of the World is Nigh - Mark your calendar 10 Sept 08

Ok.
I have it on good authority that the world is going to be blown into oblivion on September 10 next.

No, it's NOT wronwright. It's CERN.

He theorises (and he is a physics minor from Berkeley) that blundering boffinry bosses at the LHC's controls might catapult the entire Earth through a rent in the very fabric of reality into another and more hostile universe; perhaps one in which basic processes essential to life - for instance brewing - couldn't work, or where peckish man-eating dinosaurs ruled. Alternatively, meddling atom-smasher chiefs might inadvertently compact the Earth and human race down to the size of a pea - using a black hole, duh - rashly turn the planet and perhaps the entire galaxy into soup*, or unleash a runaway plague of magnetic monopoles.
I'm sure wronwright has something to do with it.

Thanks to Wand, Kaboom and Mehaul.

Monday's child...

MONDAY'S CHILD IS FAIR OF FACE
by Mother Goose

Monday's child is fair of face,
Tuesday's child is full of grace,
Wednesday's child is full of woe,
Thursday's child has far to go.
Friday's child is loving and giving,
Saturday's child works hard for a living,
But the child born on the Sabbath Day,
Is fair and wise and good and gay.

Bethany Roberts' Birthday Fun for Kids (and big Kids, too)

Wednesday, August 27, 2008

Cautionary Pirate Tale

A pirate captain, replete with eye-patch, hook and peg-leg, was questioned by a curious ship-mate.

“How did you lose your leg?” asked the curious shipmate.

“Arrrrrrrr. ‘Twas a cannon ball took me leg off and through the deck.” said the captain.

“How did you lose your hand?” asked the curious shipmate.

“Arr, well, that was a cutlass in a fight on the deck, cut my hand clean off.” replied the pirate captain.

“How did you lose your eye?”

“Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr, that were a seagull.”

“A seagull?” asked the incredulous shipmate.

“Arrr, he shit in me eye.” replied the pirate captain, gesturing wiping his patched eye with his hook….

Why I didn't make the team

Caution: Could cause you to wince. A lot.

The Big Deal (it's not the real deal) spin spin spin

Rudd's speech to the National Press Club.

In the lead up Malcolm Turnbull managed to get a few good shots in. Click on "Long term economic plan or intergalactic agreement?": Swan v Turnbull this morning.

I did hear a snippet of the speech in which KRudd said, with conviction, that the previous government squandered the mining boom windfall... on things other than infrastructure...

Oh, a bit like this quote from here:

Calling for greater investment on the "supply side" of the economy - infrastructure, skills and workforce participation - the BCA said the Howard government had collected $87 billion in windfall revenues in the past five years but had spent all but $2 billion on tax cuts and other benefits.

As soon as I can I will try to give you the speech. Listen to the Audio here, Lindal Curtis on Rudd Speech (The World Today)
Full speech should be here later.

Billboards Banned

OK. Remember these "longer lasting sex" billboards around Brisbane?

They've been banned.

Sex billboard, with just words, has been banned.

I'm fine with that.

I wonder if the people calling for the banning of the billboards have done anything about the child abuse happening in our schools with children being brainwashed about AGW and so on. And do they let their children watch the news programmes? Surely, that's more damaging than any old billboard with just words on it.

Accident insurance in Schools

Cartwheels banned in school.

Such is the situation today that a school can be sued for injury to a child when the child is supposed to be in the care of the school. I'm sure I remember as a child a form coming home for my parents to sign which allowed some kind of insurance which cost a pittance, is my memory correct?

No wonder we're turning into a nanny state, overprotected kids growing into precious adults.

It started years ago when the rosebushes were ripped out of school grounds and public gardens. Just in case someone was hurt and whoever was responsible for the garden was sued.

I'm over this.

Food miles...

In linguistic terms "food miles" now joins "carbon footprint" in giving us all a little something extra to worry about.

On breakfast ABC today an interview with a bloke who has cashed in on this. Described as a "locovore" by the breakfast announcer, he has set up website to provide access to local produce in Brisbane which can be ordered on line and is then delivered. The produce is sourced from within 100km of Brisbane, and "food miles" of produce which is unable to be sourced locally are taken into consideration as well.

Some of his catch phrases and words were:

carbon footprint
local produce, where does the seed come from?
local produce, where does the chemical/fertilizer come from?
monocultures (there's a reason farmers concentrate on one crop, it has to do with productivity, efficiency, and economic use of land)

I think this is it. Have a look around.

The Food Connect Project is based upon the Community Supported Agriculture (CSA) model where a number of families (subscribers) pay and provide a stable market for a number of farmers who are growing genuine food.


Genuine food. Is there any other kind? Fake food?

I guess they're not into plastic food?

You have to laugh at the fibs told to promote tourism

On the drive back to Brisbane from the Lockyer Valley, be sure to stop at one of the large fruit barns well stocked with fresh, local produce.
I find this hilarious. The large fruit barns source a lot of their produce from the Rocklea Markets, Brisbane's main fruit and vegie markets, where produce from all over Australia is sold.
One fruit barn was renowned amongst the locals for buying cheap boxes of almost-gone-to-god fruit and veg from Rocklea and re-selling it very, very cheaply. Fine if you have time to rummage through a tonne of almost rotten fruit.

If you want to do a fruit and veg run, find out when the local markets are on.

Fernvale markets are on every Sunday morning. Fresh produce, knick-knacks, gifts, trash and treasure, a huge variety of native and exotic plants, and sometimes some animals. If you are in Fernvale you MUST have a Fervale Bakery Pie, dear as poison and delicious.

Laidley markets are on the last Saturday morning in the month.

Mulgowie produce markets are on the first Saturday morning of the month.

Toowoomba has markets every Sunday I think.

Tuesday, August 26, 2008

Warning: Image could cause temporary blindness

OK.
Wandering around the intarwebbythingie I was looking for an ugly old lady.

This popped up and immediately recognised it her as Cherie Blair.

It's and interesting looking blog and if I could be bothered I'd have a look around it. Although it looks like he stopped posting in June 2008.

rah. rah. rah.

Anyone else see Kevvie's insipid welcome home speech to athletes?

Right up there with "Go get em Australia. Rah. Rah. Rah."

I'm so disappointed I can't share them both with you. (I did have a quick look around youtube.)

There's hecklers

and there's hecklers.

I'm pleased the chap they heckled kept his cool.

This is the religion of the perpetually outraged/victimised/put-upon.

How do you know when a politician is lying?

His lips are moving*.

Today is the first meeting of the new Queensland LNP since it's reshuffle two weeks ago.

*In case there's any question, this is a joke, joyce.
Although I'd call it a truism.

Gold Coast Mayor is above the law

Ron Clarke, Gold Coast Mayor, thinks he has an exemption from parking in no-parking and other restricted parking zones.

YOU would do it too if you were him. That's Gold Coast Mayor Ron Clarke's excuse for illegally parking over two restricted car parks on Sunday.

His distinctive white Toyota Prius with the GC001 number plate was snapped by an outraged resident outside the Southport Central building on Scarborough Street at 9am on Sunday.

The local man who took the photo said the mayor's car was parked over a loading bay and a 'strictly no parking' space.

"It seems like there is one rule for them and another for us," he said.

"Southport is one of the most heavily watched parking locations on the Gold Coast and I think he should cop a fine like anyone else."
I think the council should throw the book at him.
And then lock the pretentious wanker up for driving a prius.

Beer Goggle Ball for Mt Isa

Putting a positive spin on the ugly sheilas reportage.

“With all of this negative publicity about our town we were trying to think of ways to lift the image of Mount Isa,” organiser Lisa Hurst said.
May I suggest that the negative publicity was beaten up by the MSM and fools like those on the morning programmes on the free to air networks and the stupid overreaction by the dumb women (and men) in Mt Isa.

No wonder they can't get partners.

No sense of humour.

Monday, August 25, 2008

remove "Stench of the Howard Era"

Chris Sarra won my respect when he was shown on the programme Australian Story.

He completely sank in my esteem thisafternoon when talking with Kelly Higgins-Devine on the afternoon drive programme on ABC Local Brisbane 612. He was asked to speak about the latest Rudd plan to stop the welfare payments of people who don't force their kids to go to school. The payments will be stopped for 13 weeks.

Sarra's comment was that this shouldn't be done, it wouldn't work, and besides, we had to remove "the stench of the Howard era". This was said with undisguised venom.

I would really like to hear how, other than the intervention, Mr Sarra would stop the abuse (to put it mildly) happening now in Aboriginal communites.

Unfortunately I didn't hear the whole programme, and I wasn't in a position to take notes of any kind (I was driving).

If anyone can locate it I'd appreciate it - I could then transcribe it and get mode details.

I'll toss you for it

Your cow, anyway...

maybe.

Thanks Minicapt.

OMG! It's Kevvie's long-lost brother twin!

Definitely airbrushed to take off about a tonne, but the resemblance is striking!

thanks Minicapt!

Showoff gets his justs

I can think of another showoff that could do with getting knocked out. No names, but.

at Theo's via Minicapt

Renewables a Mirage?

The Carbon Sense Coalition today accused governments and media of spreading myths on the ability of “renewables” to supply Australia’s future electricity.

The Chairman of “Carbon Sense” Mr Viv Forbes said there was no chance that wind, solar, hydro and geothermal could supply 20% of Australia’s electricity by 2020 without massive increases in electricity costs and severe damage to Australia’s industry and standard of living. “The belief that we can go further and eliminate coal from our energy supply is a dangerous delusion.”

Well worth a read.

It's Culture

Saudi Arabian girl, 8, seeks divorce

A Saudi Arabian court is to rule next month on the divorce of an eight-year-old girl from a man in his fifties.

Last Updated: 6:46PM BST 24 Aug 2008

The girl, who still does not know she is married, lives with her parents in the town of Unayzah, 135 miles north of the capital Riyadh. The marriage had been arranged in secret by her father.

She is preparing to start the new year at primary school in the town, which is located in the conservative Najd region of the country - the spiritual homeland of the Islamist Wahhabi movement that has long dominated the kingdom.

According to the Arabic-language newspaper Al-Watan, which reported the case, the divorce suit has been filed by the girl's mother.

Her relatives have contacted human rights groups in the kingdom to try to arrange legal help to annul the marriage.
Read more here.

And I'm not sure what, exactly, to make of this:

Mufti has spoken against it
Nourah Al-Khereiji I Arab News

THE grand mufti of Saudi Arabia, in recent press statements, has rightly warned parents against marrying their young daughters to men who are older than them by 50 and 60 years or more. He described such practices as an indication of lack of conscience on the part of the parents. He also said such marriages will not protect the chastity of the girls and may drive them toward sinful acts. The mufti stressed that the young girl will be living in agony while her parents enjoy the comforts her dowry can buy them.

I cannot agree more with the mufti. He is right in his warning about the consequences of such marriages which may lead the young girls to adultery to satisfy their sexual urges which old men cannot satisfy. To escape marital violence or unhappiness and the coldness of their elderly husbands, the young wives may also resort to drugs.
More on that here.

Calls for end to Saudi child marriages
By DONNA ABU-NASR – Aug 5, 2008

RIYADH, Saudi Arabia (AP) — An 11-year-old boy gave out invitations to his classmates for a big event his family was planning this summer — and it wasn't his birthday party.

It was his wedding to a 10-year-old cousin.

Muhammad al-Rashidi's marriage was eventually put on hold, his father said, after pressure from the governor of the northern province of Hail, who considered the elementary school student too young to marry.
More on that here.

Chinese Propaganda Display of the XXIX Olympiad: a glorious failure

The Chinese Propaganda Display of the XXIX Olympiad seems to have been a glorious failure for China.

Some of the unacceptable events in China have included the stifling of dissent (not unusual there), jailing of grannies, silencing of the press, stifling of protests - and nobody's been fooled.

The Olympics are supposed to be about so much more than sport.

China has proved it, their propaganda has failed. I'm sure that nobody's been fooled.

The latest from China?
Thousands of farmers, he writes, face ruin because their water has been cut off to guarantee supplies to the Olympics in Beijing, and officials are now trying to cover up a grotesque scandal of blunders, lies and repression.
An Olympic analysis at onlineopinion.

Sunday, August 24, 2008

Jennifer Marohasy article in The Weekend Australian

Well worth reading. The link is on the tail of her post.

There's no link to The Australian directly.

Update: there's now a link to The Australian, however, there's no graphs or picture. (Thanks Wand)

Kevin Rudd, leading Australia in the world of stupid

BUSINESS has put the Rudd Goverment on notice: it needs to revise its emissions trading strategy to avert a crisis for corporate balance sheets and the nation's economic health. Climate change, the dream political issue for Kevin Rudd at the 2007 election, has been transformed into a political and policy nightmare.

Make no mistake, the Rudd Government is now trapped by its pledge to proceed with an emissions trading scheme by 2010, before most of the rest of the world and, in particular, ahead of most of our trading partners. It faces a dilemma with no escape: it must either alienate the green lobby and climate-change believers to whom it has pandered, or proceed without sufficient support from corporate Australia in the teeth of warnings about corporate financial risk.

The second option is unthinkable. The entire point of emissions trading is not to combat greenhouse gases, it is to establish a reduction trajectory at minimum harm to Australia's economy and competitiveness.

Read more of Paul Kelly's* column here.

*Editor of The Australian.

Q&A Thursday 28 August 2008

Q&A Episode 15 - No catchy title, just a great panel*
Thursday, 28 August

This week on Q&A expect the fur to fly with controversial journalist and author John Pilger on the panel. He is joined by Minister for Small Business, Craig Emerson, Shadow Minister for Indigenous Affairs, Sharman Stone and Political Editor for the Sydney Morning Herald, Peter Hartcher.

*that's a matter of opinion.

Insiders Sunday 24 August 2008

Insiders should be interesting on Sunday, with Tim Blair and Annabell Crabbe in the line up... can't find out any more about it yet, there's no advertising of who the other panellists are yet. Stay tuned!

I wonder who else will be on the programme?

What a hoot if Bolta can be there, too!