A pirate captain, replete with eye-patch, hook and peg-leg, was questioned by a curious ship-mate.
“How did you lose your leg?” asked the curious shipmate.
“Arrrrrrrr. ‘Twas a cannon ball took me leg off and through the deck.” said the captain.
“How did you lose your hand?” asked the curious shipmate.
“Arr, well, that was a cutlass in a fight on the deck, cut my hand clean off.” replied the pirate captain.
“How did you lose your eye?”
“Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr, that were a seagull.”
“A seagull?” asked the incredulous shipmate.
“Arrr, he shit in me eye.” replied the pirate captain, gesturing wiping his patched eye with his hook….