Poisonous cat food, manufacturer blames irradiation.
The ocean is rising... OMG! 40 - 80 cm, add that onto the spring/king tides and storm surges and we're DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOmed again. Arrgh. Can't wait to put up the transcript... What a load of bollocks. The reporter even said how dangerous and scary it was to live by the sea at the best of times. What, can't she swim? Good. Toss her in!
Here you go, here's the link, you can watch the programme, no transcript as yet.