If I were running the NHS, frankly, I’d give everyone a hearty slap on the back, fire a few managers and tell everyone to carry on. Sadly, though, I’m not in charge. Some lunatics have that job and their suggestions for the future of healthcare are extremely alarming.
First of all, they are going to reduce the amount of meat and dairy products on offer on their menus. They say this will reduce a hospital’s carbon emissions but because that makes quite literally no sense to me at all, I can only imagine the real reason is that they want every patient to be cured of their animal-killing, right-wing hunting bastard past.
Thursday, February 12, 2009
UK Hospitals going green, heaven help the sick people