Wednesday, April 1, 2009

The Wongs

Su Wong marries Lee Wong. The next year, the Wongs have a new baby.

The nurse brings over a lovely, healthy, bouncy, but definitely a Caucasian, WHITE baby boy.

'Congratulations,' says the nurse to the new parents. 'Well Mr. Wong, what will you and Mrs. Wong name the baby?'

The puzzled father looks at his new baby boy and says, 'Well, two Wong's don't make a white, so I think we will name him...

Are you ready for this?


Sum Ting Wong.


Egg said...

So, it wasn't the milkman's (Lo-Fat)?

kc said...

Or the traffic cop (No Pah Keng)?

carolyn tackett (rip) said...

As a member in good standing (?, WTF, define good standing) of the financial industry (dirty bastards) I thank you for giving me a smile. Sorry I’ve gone so long. Time flies when your ass is being roasted over an open fire.