Thursday, June 25, 2009

Correspondence intercepted....

You might recall that John Hinckley was a seriously deranged young man who shot President Reagan in the early 1980s. Hinckley was absolutely obsessed with movie star Jodie Foster, extremely jealous; and in his twisted mind, loved Jodie Foster to the point that to make himself well known to her, he attempted to assassinate President Reagan. There is speculation Hinckley may soon be released as having been rehabilitated.

Consequently, you may appreciate the following letter from John McCain that the staff at the mental facility, treating Hinckley, reports to have intercepted:

To: John Hinckley

From: Senator John McCain

My wife and I wanted to drop you a short note to tell you how pleased we are with the great strides you are making in your recovery. In our fine country's spirit of understanding and forgiveness, we want you to know there is a non-partisan consensus of compassion and forgiveness throughout.

My wife Cindy and I want you to know that no grudge is borne against you for shooting President Reagan. We, above all, are aware of how the mental stress and pain could have driven you to such an act of desperation. We are confident that you will soon make a complete recovery and return to your family to join the world again as a healthy and productive young man.

Best Wishes,
John and Cindy McCain

PS: While you have been incarcerated, Barack Obama has been banging Jodie Foster like a screen door in a tornado.
You might want to look into that.
Thanks Pickles


Carpe Jugulum said...

Oh...My...God...I think someone should tell hinkley that (not so)young Jodie has gone to the dark side, is batting for the other team, swinging off the wrong branch, likes comfortable shoes or has joined the strapad1cktome tribe of natives.


kae said...

I heard that Kev07's been doin' her, too.

Carpe Jugulum said...

Oh Kae, kevvie.....mmmmmmmmm Therese i could believe, (she could crack wallnuts with her bum cheeks), but kevvie????

C'mon he'd get a knockback in a gay bar dressed as the gimp.

Oh god i need to bathe, now....with...steel wool....easy stomach.....don't let go...


Pogria said...

Bloody scream!!

Jughead, I hope you feel better soon ;-)

Mehaul said...

I think you're right CP, I hear she practices with tennis balls. Her pull a 6" nail out of hardwood.