Monday, August 17, 2009

Floyd Obedience Training

I'm going to die.

Right after my arms drop off.

I think Floyd and I will both sleep well tonight.

He was the worsest behaved puppy (teenager) there.

They said "Don't put the collar on with the choke chain..."

I said "I've got a Halti..."

They said "OK, that's great. We'll use that..."

After trying to put it on about five times, each time Floyd getting it off or in his mouth... we gave up.

The dog trainer said "Perhaps we use the choke chain... and keep his collar on in case he slips the chain..."

Smart dogs are trouble.

He is handsome, but.

7 comments:

Carpe Jugulum said...

And Floyd the dog from hell chalks up another win - way to go Floydster, well done that canine.

Mr. Bingley said...

Dogs still get trained quicker than kids...

kae said...

And you can tie dogs up.

kc said...

And put 'em in a kennel in the back room...

kae said...

kc

Back room? Ha ha ha.

Out the back... (backyard as we call it, or as in Floyd's case, under the pergola).

kc said...

I threaten kids with being duct-taped and locked in the closet - a kennel would do nicely as a substitute...and my back room/work room/ motorcycle garage is just slightly cooler than the back yard this time of year... but My Barn would work well, it's about 20 yards from the house!

Mr. Bingley said...

I'm tempted at times to crate my daughter...