Obviously not based in Australia.
MARK WILLACY: Imagine a world in which a visit by Kevin Rudd to a pickle factory warranted half an hour on the nightly TV news.Der. He hasn't seen the news here lately, huh? More.
Unthinkable in Australia but in North Korea a story about Kim Jong-il touring a pickle plant ran for 30 mind-numbing minutes.
Camels have significant religious value? To Christians... who knew!
SARA EVERINGHAM: Lyle Kenny supports this week's cull of feral camels.More.
There are signs all around Docker River of the damage the camels do. Cars are parked near power poles to stop camels bringing them down. Infrastructure for water is broken so the supply is constantly contaminated.
Still, Lyle Kenny says the decision to go ahead with the cull wasn't taken lightly. Residents don't want to see animals go to waste and camels for many in Docker River have a religious significance.
LYLE KENNY: We in this community we are Christian people. The pastor has told us camel the three wise men to follow the star where Jesus was born.