There is a horse in my yard. He's helping keep the grass down, and saving me money.
Floyd used to go off his tree when he came up near the house.
Today I watched Floyd and the horse. Floyd was just sitting there, totally relaxed, and the horse was about two metres from him.
Not a squeak out of him.
As soon as he knew I was there he went off his tree.
"There's an intruder, look, there! Eating my grass. An intruder!"
I think it's the way he smiles that sucks me in.
Now, I have a shocking headache, I'm hot and I'm not feeling too crash hot. I think I'm going to bed early.