"Stupid" doesn't touch this

Here.

Dumb crims

Woman in court over attempted bag snatching.

The woman doesn't read much. Or watch the news.

Crims outsmarted by a webcam

Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.


I hope they get the book thrown at them. And then some.

David and Kim

Just watching the cooking session on this programme.

David's his usual halfwitted* self.

Kim has proved her ineptitude trying to cut tomatoes.

It's a good thing there's television for these fools to have a job. A well-paying job.

Did anyone else see it?

*Here's two examples prepared earlier, remember the placebo and the bladder episodes.