From: anonymous Parliament House worker

This is apparently doing the rounds via e-mail. Don't know if it's for real.

Upon reflection, I suppose some of us knew deep down it was too good to be true. The messiah arrives and we throw ourselves at his feet, unaware of the stinking hum that will eventually escape and drift into our pathetic little collective consciences. And yes, it is happening right now. I work at Parliament House, Canberra and can confirm the messiah is now totally on the nose. Hill workers know that what we wished for has NOT arrived: instead, we have a technocrat who doesn't give a sh-t about anyone except himself. The place is in chaos, no-one knows what the next panic will be about, but everyone knows the messiah is in charge. Of course, our chiefs are staying mum over the whole charade, but there's enough people here now who have turned against the little parasite that it won't be long until sabotage becomes the unofficial order of the day. We are well and truly over this half-witted pretender. If he knew what he was on about it may be different, but most of us here see nothing more than a daily charade of farce, spin and directionless meandering from the wonder kid from Qld. And apparently they tried to warn us...

No shit, Sherlock?