What the butler saw.... (Part I)

The ShadowLands is delighted to introduce a new segment by the butler of a
prominent Australian. Unfortunately, due to a confidentiality agreement, we are
unable to identify the employer of this butler, so all names have been
changed.

There you go. Should keep you busy for a minute....

and this

What really happened to Tim Blair, by DMinor...

Should keep you busy for another minute...