Before you return from your business trip I just want to let you know about the small accident I had with the pick up truck when I turned into the driveway.
Fortunately not too bad and I really didn't get hurt, so please don't worry too much about me.
I was coming home from Wal-Mart, and when I turned into the driveway I accidentally pushed down on the accelerator instead of the brake.
The garage door is slightly bent but the pick up fortunately came to a halt when it bumped into your car. I am really sorry, but I know with your kind-hearted personality you will forgive me.
You know how much I love you and care for you my sweetheart.
I am enclosing a picture for you.
I cannot wait to hold you in my arms again.
Your loving wife XXX
PS: Your girlfriend called.
4 comments:
That's up an order of magnitude from
"Hi, honey. I have good news and bad news about the car."
"OK, well what's the good news?"
"The airbags work!"
SezaGeoff
Seza, I reckon that the PS might have something to do with the "accident".
Yair,
I figured that. It is like the question of "What is the most dangerous condition to leave your pistol in?"
Given that Condition Zero is loaded and cocked, One is Loaded, cocked with safety on, Two is Loaded and uncocked etc.
The answer is Condition 23 - In your wife's purse while she is talking to your mistress in the Lady's toilets at the restaurant you are visiting!
SezaGeoff
Well, I think one of The Rules is that you shouldn't play away.
...and if you do, make sure it's FAR away.
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