Saturday, July 12, 2008

Three men were sitting together...

Three men were sitting together bragging about how they had given their new wives duties.

Terry had married a woman from England, and bragged that he had told his wife she was going to do all the dishes and house cleaning that needed to be done at their house. He said that it took a couple of days but on the third day he came home to a clean house and the dishes were all washed and put away.

Jimmie had married a woman from New Zealand. He bragged that he had given his wife orders that she was to do all the cleaning, dishes, and the cooking. He told them that the first day he didn't see any results, but the next day it was better. By the third day, his house was clean, the dishes were done, and he had a huge dinner on the table.

The third man had married an Australian girl. He boasted that he told her that her duties were to keep the house cleaned, dishes washed, lawn mowed, laundry washed and hot meals on the table for every meal. He said the first day he didn't see anything, the second day he didn't see anything, but by the third day most of the swelling had gone down and the could see a little out of his left eye. Enough to fix himself a bite to eat, load the dishwasher, and call a landscaper.

3 comments:

Aussie Old Fart said...

That's pretty good mate.

A lot closer to the truth than is comfortable. Ouch.

That's one all.

Stay tuned.

Regards Bill

Wand said...

And there's this:

Last night my wife and I were sitting in the den discussing getting on and I said to her, "I never want to live in a vegetative state, dependent on some machine and fluids from a bottle to keep me alive. That would be no quality of life at all, If that ever happens, just pull the plug."

So she got up, unplugged the computer, and threw out my wine.

Anonymous said...

Bwahahaha!
saint/d@b