40 years of marriage...
A married couple in their early 60s was celebrating their 40th wedding anniversary in a quiet, romantic little restaurant.
Suddenly, a tiny yet beautiful fairy appeared on their table. She said, 'For being such an exemplary married couple and for being loving to eachother for all this time, I will grant you each a wish.'
The wife answered, 'Oh, I want to travel around the world with my darling husband.
The fairy waved her magic wand and - poof! - two tickets for the Queen Mary II appeared in her hands.
The husband thought for a moment: 'Well, this is all very romantic, but an opportunity like this will never come again. I'm sorry my love, but my wish is to have a wife 30 years younger than me.
The wife, and the fairy, were deeply disappointed, but a wish is a wish.
So the fairy waved her magic wand and poof!...the husband became 92 years old.
The moral of this story: Men who are ungrateful bastards should remember fairies are female.....
Tuesday, October 14, 2008
From my Mum
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3 comments:
I thought this was funny.
Mrs Skeeter thought it was absolutely hilarious.
Of course, she had the foresight to marry a younger man. Fifty years later, she is now reaping the real benefits of her forward planning.
Funniest joke yet, Kae! Sending it to My Chief, my cousin in Wyoming, & my best friend...all married 25 years or longer.
You really want to piss off Andi Sullivan.
Cheers
JMH
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