Tuesday, October 14, 2008

From my Mum

40 years of marriage...

A married couple in their early 60s was celebrating their 40th wedding anniversary in a quiet, romantic little restaurant.

Suddenly, a tiny yet beautiful fairy appeared on their table. She said, 'For being such an exemplary married couple and for being loving to eachother for all this time, I will grant you each a wish.'

The wife answered, 'Oh, I want to travel around the world with my darling husband.

The fairy waved her magic wand and - poof! - two tickets for the Queen Mary II appeared in her hands.

The husband thought for a moment: 'Well, this is all very romantic, but an opportunity like this will never come again. I'm sorry my love, but my wish is to have a wife 30 years younger than me.

The wife, and the fairy, were deeply disappointed, but a wish is a wish.

So the fairy waved her magic wand and poof!...the husband became 92 years old.

The moral of this story: Men who are ungrateful bastards should remember fairies are female.....


Skeeter said...

I thought this was funny.
Mrs Skeeter thought it was absolutely hilarious.
Of course, she had the foresight to marry a younger man. Fifty years later, she is now reaping the real benefits of her forward planning.

kc said...

Funniest joke yet, Kae! Sending it to My Chief, my cousin in Wyoming, & my best friend...all married 25 years or longer.

Minicapt said...

You really want to piss off Andi Sullivan.