Sunday, December 28, 2008

Have a chuckle

A couple are having dinner at a restaurant and the husband leans over and asks his wife, "Do you remember the first time we had sex together over fifty years a go? We went behind this very tavern where you leaned against the back fence and I made love to you."

"Yes, she says, "I remember it well."

"Ok," he says, "How about taking a stroll around there again and we can do it for old time's sake?"

"Oh Charlie, you old devil, that sounds like a crazy, but very good idea!"

There's a police officer sitting in the next booth listening to all this, and having a chuckle to himself. He thinks, "I've got to see these two old-timers having sex against a fence. I'll just keep an eye on them so there's no trouble." So he follows them.

They walk along, leaning on each other for support, aided by walking sticks. Finally they get to the back of the tavern and make their way to the fence. The old lady lifts her skirt and the old man drops his trousers. As she leans against the fence, the old man moves in. Suddenly they erupt into the most furious sex that the watching policeman has ever seen. This goes on for about ten minutes. Finally, they both collapse panting on the ground.

The policeman is amazed. He thinks he has learned something about life that he didn't know.

After about half an hour of lying on the ground recovering, the old couple struggle to their feet and put their clothes back on.

The Policeman, still watching thinks, this was truly amazing. I've got to ask them what their secret is.

As the couple passes, he says to them, "Excuse me, but that was something else. You must of had a fantastic sex life together. Is there some sort of secret to this?"

The old man says, "Fifty years ago that wasn't an electric fence."


RebeccaH said...


Egg said...

So, did they take the electric fence home with them? ;)'

Anonymous said...

50 years ago. That's stretching my used to be fertile imagination. Let's say they first performed at that spot when they were in their early 20's - that puts them in their 70s. Oh yeagh.

I thought you were going to say they sued the local council. Mehaul

Skeeter said...

Careful Mehaul. Some of us around here are over 70 and still have all our parts working OK.
You don't want to be accused of ageism, do you?

RebeccaH said...

Believe it or not, something to look forward to, Mehaul. It just takes a little longer, is all.

Anonymous said...

You're all reading me wrong. I'm just throwing dispersions at the likelihood of highly respectable people in their 70s with all machinery working, even if it takes a little longer, going at it on a fence behind a restaurant.

Mehaul approaching 70 in quick step.

kae said...

Hey, Mehaul, I'm approaching 50 (from the wrong side), and there's no way I'd be doing it on a fence... kae too wide.


Anyway, what was it we were talking about?

Skeeter said...

Yeah, have to agree with you there, Mehaul.
Although we did have some young (about Kae's age) neighbours who tried it in the back of their car to see if youthful memories added to the romance.