Friday, March 27, 2009

Giant caterpillar found in Australia! & Two Plastic Bags.

Okay.

Might be poor taste, but I think it's bloody funny!

Perhaps I shouldn't have it on the blog?

Here's another I received today:

Two plastic bags

A little old lady was walking down the street dragging two large plastic garbage bags behind her. One of the bags was ripped and every once in a while a $20 fell out onto the sidewalk.

Noticing this, a policeman stopped her, and said, "Ma'am, there are $20 bills falling out of that bag."

"Oh really? Darn it!" said the little old lady. "I'd better go back and see if I can find them. Thanks for telling me officer."

Well, now, not so fast," said the cop. Where did you get all that money? You didn't steal it, did you?"

"Oh, no, no", said the old lady. "You see, my back yard is right next to the football stadium parking lot. On game days, a lot of fans come and pee through a knot hole in the fence, right into my flower garden. It used to really tick me off. Kills the flowers, you know. Then I thought, 'why not make the best of it? So, now, on game days, I stand behind the fence by the knot hole, real quiet, with my hedge clippers.

Every time some guy sticks his thing through my fence, I surprise him, grab hold of it and say, 'O.K., buddy! Give me $20, or off it comes.'

"Well, that seems only fair," said the cop, laughing. "OK. Good luck! Oh, by the way, what's in the other bag?"


"Well, you know", said the little old lady, "not everybody pays."

3 comments:

Minicapt said...

Which is Rahm?


Cheers

Pedro the Ignorant said...

Ahem. Decidedly poor taste Ms Kae (but funny as).
I would have thought that an MLC girl would never stoop to such sordid levels.

*gigglesnort*

kae said...

"gigglesnort"

Now that made me laugh.

I only went to MLC for four years... there's only so much they can do with one when they only have such a short time.

Anyway, that's where I learned to play strip-jack.