Sunday, April 12, 2009

Obama reaches out to moderate pirate community

After maintaining his silence for two days, President Obama will soon make his first public statement about the pirate attack upon an U.S.-flagged vessel off the Horn of Africa. After several inquiries and a few well-placed bribes, Exurban League has received an early transcript of the President's remarks:
click to read statement

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

If Barack Obama's other orifice could speak, what would he say?(parody) BHO Taileprompter