“Some people are like Slinkies - not really good for anything,
but you still can't help but smile when you see one tumble down the stairs.”
Obviously the whales have stopped migrating because of the harsh anti-immigration policies initiated by the cruel, uncaring Australian Government under John Howard, and anyway, they don't have to migrate to warmer waters because thanks to global warming, it's warmer where they are, (damn you, Howard!) Now the whales spend all their time in the one place, growing fat on krill and contributing to the growing problem of whale obesity.
Not to mention the increase in diabetes AND don't forget overpopulation - because having a disease AND being fat do NOT seem to keep people from having active, productive SEX lives (and you just KNOW whales're just like US).
A pilgrimage, yes, because you know, whales are religiously devout and all.
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