Saturday, February 27, 2010

Earwax Muncher v Nose Picker? Which is the eeeeuuuwwwest?

Earwax muncher....

Nose picker...

Thanks to El Campeador!

8 comments:

Carpe Jugulum said...

I clicked on the wax muncher......bad idea......is krudd the filthiest f^^ker on the planet or what.

Seriously troops that is some vile s^1t, and this grub is PM. I feel a WTF moment coming on.

elcampeador said...

Thank you, Lady Kae.

I do find that picking ones nose, is infintely more disgusting, of course, I find Obama infintely more disgutsing, also.

I present my case:

Rudd, eat's his in a sly manner, the little devil, and speaking for myself, I don't believe he can find enough ear wax to get a spot, say in Madame Tussauds, through ingestion.

Let's say, the fellow, on an extremely brave hunt, breaks out of his other ear, (I must say, I haven't seen the old boy lately, he does have two ears, correct?) again, just not enough wax.

Obama, shakes a lot of hands. Most certainly more while he's looking around for the perfect camera shot, with his all teeth, "I Won" smile.

Lord knows how many persons "The One" could infect with Leftist boogers. Why this idiot could possibly be the second coming (male verison) of Typhoid Mary, for God sakes.

In closing ladies and gentlemen of the jury...(oh dear, sorry old chap, didn't mean to poke your eye, with my theatrical one heel spin..you'll look just fine and quite possibly more dashing, with the eye patch... where was I? Oh yes, ladies and gentlemen of the jury, I rest my case.

elcampeador said...

BTW...infintely times TWO and disgutsing one time, are typed incorrectly. God Damn It.

elcampeador said...

However, I must admit I do like disgutsing. Looks and sounds rather gory LOL.

Carpe Jugulum said...

disgutsing - i have to use that word (excellent)

missred said...

good grief el campeador .. you have put way too much thought into this......

elcampeador said...

missred, gosh you words remind me of Lucy, pulling the football away just when Charlie Brown went to kick it...

elcampeador said...

your Shite!