I know where Gillard's been getting her gesture lessons....

Master Chef.

They all do it!

Except maybe George... his arm flappings could wrench a shoulder!

Unintentionally hilarious

I'm sure I heard Tony Abbott say today in an interview about his supposedly taking acting lessons that usually if someone is trying to be someone they are not the electorate can see through the deception.

So, what's Rudd's trick?

(Sorry, no link. but some idiot ALP pollie was "quoting", very badly, from Casablanca. Ah, it was Craig Emerson, the sound bite was on TEN news.)

Jermaine's hair - WTF?

Okay.

Close-up of, is it Germaine (Jermaine?) Jackson doing an interview on Today Tonight... caught by accident after watching the Great Pyramid doco on ABC.

Jackson has (giggle), I can't believe it. His hair is thin at the sides so he's painted his skull black and filled in the missing hair bits with makeup...

I painted someone up similarly to make him look like Dracula many years ago... but that was fancy dress.

Is it vanity? Embarrassment? Does he really think people don't notice that it's paint and make-up? I think he may have had some "spray felt" on his noggin where the hair should be, to. Akubra's branching out? Another shot. Don't rub too hard with the tissue, luv. Your hair will come off.