Well, Mum's overseas again, spending her kids inheritance - I just don't understand how she can leave us here; surely she misses us too much to go away?
First there's a bit of sight-seeing. Then there's some speleo conference. Then some more sight-seeing.
The SMS said "Do you want some perfume I found X for X dollars... we are choppering the Grand Canyon thisafternoon."
I had a fire alarm.