Saturday, January 10, 2009

Obama applies anaesthesia

Maybe the only way to make the next four years painless.

Hoping to calm a nation whose nerves have been rattled by economic woes, President-elect Barack Obama today delivered the first in a series of numbingly boring speeches designed to put the nation to sleep.

Viewers who were able to remain awake for the entirety of his speech could boil down Mr. Obama's economic plan to two points: stimulate the American economy while tranquilizing the American people.


Anonymous said...

It's happening already. Just like the elected Krudd. Now Obama is away from the prompts and prepared scripts he's just what we thought. Mister mediocrity and no second coming of the saviour. It's going to be a long 4 years. Mehaul

RebeccaH said...

Hmp. More like "dig the American economy in deeper" while tranquilizing the American people.