Hoping to calm a nation whose nerves have been rattled by economic woes, President-elect Barack Obama today delivered the first in a series of numbingly boring speeches designed to put the nation to sleep.
Viewers who were able to remain awake for the entirety of his speech could boil down Mr. Obama's economic plan to two points: stimulate the American economy while tranquilizing the American people.
“Some people are like Slinkies - not really good for anything, but you still can't help but smile when you see one tumble down the stairs.”
Saturday, January 10, 2009
Obama applies anaesthesia
Maybe the only way to make the next four years painless.
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It's happening already. Just like the elected Krudd. Now Obama is away from the prompts and prepared scripts he's just what we thought. Mister mediocrity and no second coming of the saviour. It's going to be a long 4 years. Mehaul
Hmp. More like "dig the American economy in deeper" while tranquilizing the American people.
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